do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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