Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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