i jhust puked up my retainher.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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