butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
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