Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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