my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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