But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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