I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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