why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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