would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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