I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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