Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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