We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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