I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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