ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
tell me about the fingering
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