Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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