His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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