Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
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