Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
