what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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