Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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