So drunk its hurt
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Randomize
