I don't think brook has ever known best
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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