Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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