That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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