Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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