I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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