I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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