After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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