Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Nobody cheats on THIS.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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