pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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