direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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