I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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