"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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