At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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