You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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