Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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