You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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