no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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