I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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