R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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