On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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