did you get engaged???
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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