I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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