She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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