My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
All the doctor said was why
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