So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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