i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
drinking out of a sandbucket again
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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