Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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