You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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